"she was beautiful but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close."
-terry pratchett, neil gaiman
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." -Douglas Adams
"'Headline?" he asked.
'Swing Set Needs Home,' I said.
'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,' he said.
'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,' I said.” -John Green
"'Well done, Frank Zhang," Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. 'That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas." -Rick Riordan